Run into the Grocery Store “Real Quick”
I know you may be thinking to yourself “I’ll just run into the grocery store real quick. It won’t be that bad,” but you’re wrong. You’re pretty and you’re sweet and you’re wonderful, but you are so so wrong.
It won’t be quick and it will be that bad. It will be exactly that bad. Just don’t go, okay?
Make due with what you have. Substitute cinnamon for…I dunno…nutmeg or something. Have toast instead of rolls, tacos instead of turkey. Raisins instead of cranberry, popsicles instead of pumpkin pie. Serve those people left over candy corn for dessert. Literally anything. Just avoid the grocery store and political talk and you should be good this Thanksgiving.